' I Died For You One Time, But Never Again
I Died For You One Time, But Never Again
let's get freaky
GIMME ALL DA N00DZ
this is unfortunate
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I like Brand New, tattoos, and puppies

I really like puppies.

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
flygex-eatin-on-softies:

the geck neck.  flump of skin.. puffs and huffs with breathe.  phatty blap blorp blap blump 

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

the geck neck.  flump of skin.. puffs and huffs with breathe.  phatty blap blorp blap blump 

lmactans:

Dot actually chilled on my chest for about five minutes yesterday! I think we’re making progress! 

robotlynx:

what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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