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I like Brand New, tattoos, and puppies

I really like puppies.

sniffdrugs:

badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

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fallontonight:

HAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY! 

Here are some of our favorite canine moments from the show: 

- First Lick 

- Puppies Predict

- Fallonventions (Puff-n-Fluff Dog Dryer) 

(Images via, via, via)

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

image

still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

I have rat scratches on my hands and arms from Lucy and my boss is concerned bc I just cleaned out all the bedding in the rodents cages lol

lalondes:

[singing alone in shower] my name is marius pontmercy [raises voice seventeen octaves] and mine’s cosette

dylrmstd said: My leopard gecko arches its back when I touch it. What does that mean?

allthingsleopardgecko:

My Kashmir does this too. I think it just means they enjoy being pet, because when I stop petting Kashmir she alway runs over and arches her back for me to pet her some more.

Anyone else’s arch their back?

Little Foot does this! Usually after she does this, if I lay my hand flat she crawls right on and curls up in my palm.

repti-world:

Cleveland Reptile Show pictures! I had such a great time as usual haha!

1: Scaleless Texas Rat Snake (My friend produced it he’s awesome)

2 and 3: Me holding a Black Throat Monitor

4: Dwarf Caiman 

5: Mandarin Rat Snake

6: Blood Corn Snake

7 and 8: Me holding an Albino White Goldenchild Reticulated Python

I WANT THAT MONITOR

An oldie but a goodie of my Princess Little Foot :)

An oldie but a goodie of my Princess Little Foot :)